LYING ABOUT WHERE YOU ARE

To be honest, I don’t recall having done this one, but I know a lot of people, who do this on a regular basis. I just find it particularly amusing how a lot of people that I follow would “recycle” stories just so it seems like they are always out and having the time of their lives. Hey, there is nothing wrong with spending the day in bed and being lazy. I would know.

DROPPING ‘SUBTLE’ HINTS

I am definitely guilty of this one and I don’t mind admitting it. Sometimes it is just so obvious that you have to be really stupid not to get it. However, I have always found it quite entertaining to use status updates and stories as a way to communicate a ‘secret’ message to somebody. However, most of the time it backfires with my friends telling me to stop being so dramatic. 

SOCIAL MEDIA ORBITING

I was not sure how to name this point, so I will have to do a little explaining. This is probably one of my favorites, because it is just absolutely ridiculous. What I mean by this one is following a certain account, watching all of their stories and monitoring each of their steps, knowing what they posted, when they posted, but staying in the shadows. Never commenting, never liking, never replying to stories. People do this either to show that they are mad at you or because they don’t want you to get your hopes up or some other weird reason that I cannot possibly get. Just like the photo of the cute puppy, you heartless boy. 

NOT FOLLOWING ANY MEME PAGES

You are either old or have no sense of humor and should definitely do something about it. 

FULL ON SOCIAL MEDIA FIGHTS

Okay, dropping hints through a music lyric can be cute or at least nobody can know for certain that it is meant for them, but social media fights are just another level of tea. I mean I don’t mind seeing people openly fight online, it is entertaining after all. I just don’t get it how much personal information some people are willing to share online just to openly criticize somebody. I have seen everything from directly referring to exes, sharing explicit content, posting private chats and my personal favorite – crying videos. Y’all crazy. A

Love,